The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother-in-law brother-in-law's show for the

Mogen era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your male's brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy. It's time. That's right. The fall is here.

The fall is falling. The fall has fallen. I have an exciting munch squad episode right here at

the beginning of the show that I feel like apropos. I would love to set the tone if I could.

If I could invite you guys in. Please. Okay, come with me. Okay. I'll just step on this curtain here.

Now I am going to make a quick call on my phone. Who am I going to be calling you? Ask. Well.

Hello, this is David. I Travis was doing some fully work. I thought it'd be fun if I could get

due fully work too. I didn't know. Okay. Hello, this is David. Hi, David. What's your role here?

I'm a vampire. That's a fun choice. I don't know what we're fucking do it.

We'll get back to Justin's thing in a second, but let's go with this. I'm a

autumn vampire Halloween. Halloween's just around the corner. Starbucks is declared that fall is begun.

And the pumpkin spice latte is returning according to curious our magazine. A magazine for the

quick service restaurant industry. And I did want to just set the tone because I'm so excited

to say that it's back. Like it came back two days ago as we're recording this, but like as you're

listening to it, it came at August 25th. So Starbucks is like, hey, listen, we can't do a lot,

but maybe this does this do anything like, is this anything? This is sort of like the one

gif of Donald Glover walking into the room with pizza from community. Remember in the

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