MBMBaM 527: HORSEWAR

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

When we were doing the whole big war, and needed sentient, quadrupedal transportation all hither and yon, they were there for us. Now, in their hour of conflict, it is time for us to return the favor. Saddle up, partners. Suggested talking points: Football Tires, Candy Boys, Teeth for Art, Big Frasier Theory, Crow's Gonna Hacks, Rapidly Aging Nut, Beaver Glands Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Support the Northwest Response Fund to aid those affected by wildfires: https://www.redcross.org/donate/cm/kgwmediagroup-pub.html/ Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, I'm unioned with the modern era.
0:48.2	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleist brother, Travis.
0:53.0	Oh no, I'm Griffin McElroy. Travis, what's the matter partner?
0:59.6	I didn't get the call. You know, today when we're recording this, it's the first official game
1:08.2	of the NFL 2020 season. Oh, yeah. Once again, I didn't make the cut. Oh no.
1:18.3	You've been practicing so hard. Yeah, you got that tire. I don't get to feel up the
1:24.3	pigskin and you can't fondle the pig and you got the tire in the backyard that you throw the
1:30.4	football through. I flip the tire and then I throw the football through it. And then you do
1:35.5	a run around and I catch it. Dump through it. Most of your practice is tire-based. I remember when
1:41.7	me and Justin and you were playing out in the field and you found that tire and you picked it
1:46.8	up and you said, now I can play football. Well, it was a magical tire or else what was it doing
1:52.0	in that field? You don't know me? Yeah, there wasn't a car for miles. We were confused when you said
1:57.6	this tire is the key to football. But then we watched you practice with it. You work so hard. Your
2:03.9	body looks so crazy. I didn't get the call. I didn't get the call. And so another season.
2:13.4	And I thought this year, you know, it was like COVID-19 is out there and so maybe they'll need
2:19.2	more people. Yeah, maybe it'll be like that situation where that one bartender from Philadelphia
2:26.9	and they were like, hey, you, you come play for us, but nobody called me. That movie's wild. Because
2:34.0	it's like if this fucking dude could play football, why not Travis with his magic tire?
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