MBMBaM 524: Teen Beans

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We’re plugged in, okay? Obviously. Like, when young folks see us, they know we know what’s up. We’re cooking beans over roaring campfires like, every weekend, so please don’t pretend that we’re not. Suggested talking points: The Jokering, The NCIS Thinking Hat, The 311 Dragnet, Cowboy Parent Shame, Farewell Food Friends, Good-Feeling Body Juice, Products for Wood Enthusiasts For more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.html Support the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/ Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the Madron era.
0:48.8	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.
0:54.9	I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy. Exciting news boys. They're finally doing it.
1:02.7	They're making a movie about Batman. I have heard about this. Yeah. So he's like a cop, right?
1:12.0	Do you know? So he wears a silly costume and I can't make heads or tails of this. He's kind of an amateur
1:20.3	detective, right? Because he doesn't, he's not sanctioned by anyone. So he kind of is taking the
1:28.0	law into his own hands, but he knows the thing. Now I thought that's what the law was doing already.
1:33.4	It's pretty weird. Yeah. It's confusing. Right. And add on to that, he dresses up as a whimsical
1:41.9	character. I assume from merchandising reasons or many crafts. That's cynical.
1:48.9	Travis might just be copyright. I don't know. But they're making a movie about him. There's a
1:53.9	guy asking some questions. And the Batman is trying to give me, can you give me, can you give me
2:00.7	example of the questions you would ask about Batman? Well, he's just kind of like who, who are you,
2:05.9	Batman? And he's like, I can't tell you. That's the whole point. That's why I wear the mask.
2:10.5	I can't tell you. Hey, it's not fair that you don't that you don't use your real name.
2:15.0	I agree. You know, he's looking for Harvey Dent. He knows Harvey Dent's name.
2:20.0	He knows Harvey Dent's name. But people people aren't like, and what's your name? He's never like
2:24.8	John or whatever is name. I don't know the guy's name. Yeah. I also, here's the other thing
2:29.6	that is weird. And maybe I'm not, I'm not understanding that he doesn't use his real name. I guess
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