The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, rain. Welcome to my brother, my brother and me in advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin Macroo. I'm your middle-est brother, Justin Macroo.

I'm Travis. Did you guys hear that? I actually didn't. Did you guys hear that? I didn't mean to say it.

Okay, it threw me off so bad I said your name.

Are you okay? I'm fine. Okay, I'm Travis Macroo. You're middle-est brother.

Do you have a show in you today, Justin? Are you cool? There is going to be a show.

You have an show inside of you. That's waiting. Do you know what's strange? I didn't know how I felt.

This show is my therapy. You know what I mean? This is my time to unpack everything.

And I went into this recording not knowing how I felt today. And then when I was trying to put on

as we say in French La Masque, the show, you know the mask of the host, the entertainer, the funny man,

Wiskus away, Pacquillacci, you know, I've discovered a sort of unease.

You reached in to the depths to pull out the comedy that is at the base of the sorrow in your soul,

but you found only sorrow. There's just sorrow in there, yeah. Yeah, just what I found is that

if I dig deep enough, the comedy is in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was trying to get out

was sort of in the parlance of Aristotle, the expircation of pity and fear. You know, the great art.

So this is my brother, my brother me. It's an advice show. So what this means is the people you

have heard in the past couple of minutes are going to tell you what to do. Believe it or not. Fun twist.

Yeah. Now I want to start off this and this is not normally how we do it. I'm going to I'm going

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