MBMBaM 522: The Open and Honest Heart of a Child’s Eyes

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode, Justin goes on a righteous and important quest to claim the Birdman’s special burrito, but instead ends up claiming nothing but heart-rending shame. It’s a TOUGH LISTEN. Suggested talking points: Big Eyes Watch, Under the Table and Phishing, The Three-Hat Problem, A Recipe for You, Tony Hawk’s Pro Burrito, Nostalgia Per Inch For more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the
0:48.8	modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy, and I just punched the noss.
0:52.8	I'm your middleest brother, Trevor, McElroy.
0:58.0	I'm your sweet, and I'm your sweet baby brother, Chris.
1:01.7	No. What?
1:03.6	No, Justin, I were bringing like a high energy thing, and you kind of came in scary.
1:07.2	No, I think he gave, I think he's like the bad, the wild man.
1:10.4	I was pretty bad. Yeah, let me go out of the way because a lot of people when they say he's
1:14.2	the bad boy, he talks like this, but he could also be a bad boy like, I'm griffin.
1:20.8	Because you know that and then do some sound effects like some metal sounds coming in.
1:24.3	Sure, sure, sure, sure.
1:27.5	Griffin.
1:30.4	Because you know he's up to some shit.
1:33.1	Uh-huh. Yeah, he's really weird.
1:35.3	He is a bad boy. But I feel like he's a lowercase B.
1:41.4	Lowercase B bad boy.
1:43.3	That's close to like capital B's all around.
1:45.4	I'm like, I'm a bad boy. I'm over here with the, I'm over here with
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