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🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and my brother and me, and if I show for the modern era, |
0:48.8 | I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. Oh, sorry Griffin, I need you to go first. |
0:54.5 | You should have freaking told me that man. I'm telling you that. |
0:57.4 | I'm telling you that. I'm gonna go back to my pants down. |
0:58.6 | Okay, do it. |
0:59.4 | Let me see if I can even remember what to say, because I need you as like the, to be my |
1:03.9 | prompter. Let me see. |
1:04.7 | Okay, well how about this. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy. |
1:07.3 | And I'm Griffin McElroy, the young, and I'll, I'm do Griffin. |
1:10.5 | Oh, I didn't see you come in there. Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep. |
1:16.1 | I was just cleaning up after another maximum fun drive. Sweep, sweep, sweep. |
1:21.6 | Trying to put all of our wonderful characters and costumes and grease paint |
1:28.4 | back in the trunk for another year. |
1:30.7 | Sweep, sweep, sweep. |
1:31.9 | Mom, mom, mom. |
1:32.8 | Hey, it's English. |
1:34.2 | What's old Bill? |
1:35.5 | And he cleans up after us. And when we do the max fun drive and, uh, uh, uh, |
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