MBMBaM 520: Genuine Clean Fauciballs

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Look, the title’s challenging, okay? We get it. It’s probably not what you’re thinking it’s about, because we’re talking about athletic balls. Maybe that is what you were thinking about? Are we the problem? Yeah, actually, that sounds about right. Suggested talking points: Happy Birthday Bugs, Peart-a Potty, Cello Wrestling, Basketball Announcement, Real American Hot Dogs, Tender Milkshake, Foot Lids More resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Consider becoming a supporter of the MaxFun network: https://maximumfun.org/join

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.6	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-as-brother, Travis of McElroy.
0:54.7	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin. McElroy. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
1:03.1	Happy birthday, you wasqually, rabbit. Happy birthday to you. Hi, everybody. We're
1:08.9	celebrating the life of Bucks Bunny, who's been 80 years old today. I mean, he doesn't.
1:16.8	So excited to have, he's not on the show, but if he was, I think he'd sound a little something like this.
1:26.4	Okay, but he wasn't born, right? So he'll never die. He was born just because he'll never die
1:32.5	as many as born. Well, let's not be so quick to judge because mod flander's died famously.
1:39.1	You're right. So there is precedent that cartoon characters can pass away and we write about it in
1:46.8	our TV guide and we try to solve who shot Mr. Burns and it's very important to us. So Bucks Bunny
1:52.4	could get very, very sick Travis with some sort of disease for rabbits. Yes, some kind of carrot
1:59.6	related thing, some sort of thing like that. Yes. Like maybe he just he aint
2:04.5	centainked carrots and shit himself to death. And he gets, and he's little rabbits are little,
2:09.3	it wouldn't take much. What it, and you're thinking about it now, he's a fragile little guy. We
2:13.2	have to protect this 80 year old rabbit, man. You know, I never cared for his antics. I'm just
2:17.9	gonna put it right out there. If you have of all the kind of cartoon, I would say figureheads.
2:24.2	I always found Bucks Bunny's a Serbic wit and J. Perique to be a little bit, a little bit on
2:33.6	the mean side. This is now, this is the moment where we can exclusively reveal that Travis was
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