The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother made advice show for the modern era. I'm your

oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet brother,

Griffin McElroy. Welcome to McElroy Masterclass. Here in McElroy Masterclass, these three experts will

take something that they are the masters of, and we'll be teaching you about it. I, for example,

we'll be teaching sourdough bread making. Griffin, what will you be teaching? I was going to do sourdough

bread making. I don't know. I can switch mine. No, do you set it first? I think it's only fair.

Can I do, if I want to be fucking hysterical, if it was sourdough bread eating?

That's not the podcast. I want you to be completely honest with yourself and with our listeners and

with us. Are you a master at eating sourdough? That's a good point. Do you know what,

where does some of the mastery points are that? One is like selection. Don't cut yourself on the

crust. You're going to cut yourself on the crust. I think it's mostly a sort of biological,

bioorganic sort of toughening of the gums, whether that is through snuff and snuff,

or whether that is through a sort of DNA alteration, radiation, pills, surgery, gums, surgery,

to make it tough getting turtle shell put on. What about pairing? What about pairings?

Knowing the exact pairings. What is this sourdough bread go with? What kind of moment?

Which ones are Aphrodisiac? That's a fucking trap, Justin, because a true sourdough master,

the only thing that pairs well with sourdough is even for sourdough, baby. That is true.

Justin, I assume that for this master class, you will be teaching carpentry.

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