MBMBaM 515: Viscous Bod

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode, we inexplicably relitigate the film Titanic, which is a million years old, and come up with a way cooler ending where the ship doesn’t break and the cool guy gets the treasure and everyone gets married. (Feat. Special Guestpert, Dr. James Bufeè!) Suggested talking points: Half-Virile Knight, Poster Prank, Having Fun While Shopping at Sears, A Hearty Bod Jam, We Fix Titanic Again, Home Summer Vibes, The Big Pumpkin Support the Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness here: http://ffbww.org/ More resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.
0:50.4	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I am your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.
0:56.7	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy.
1:00.8	Dang, you just came right in there with that, Griffin. I like the authoritativeness, you know what I mean?
1:06.2	It's who I am, and I'm done hiding it behind a bunch of qualifiers.
1:10.8	Yes, yes, you're the youngest brother.
1:13.3	My name is Griffin, and I came after these two gentlemen.
1:18.0	Yes.
1:19.0	I was brewed up in the womb after these two gentlemen, and it's just a...
1:23.6	The womb, bro.
1:24.4	It's a fluke, right?
1:26.3	That I'm the youngest one.
1:27.6	I could...
1:28.4	And this is what fucks me up, and I think about this sometimes.
1:30.8	I could have been Justin.
1:33.2	Do you guys know what I'm saying?
1:33.9	I'm saying like Justin.
1:34.7	Wait, then who would Justin be?
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