MBMBaM 513: Mother Cruncher

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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In which we make an unprecedented mid-year swap-eroonie, and then do our due diligence to inform the federal government about the change. We THINK we got our message through, but there’s no way to know for sure. Suggested talking points: Beezness, Blender Crimes, The iPod Travis, Juicy Mind Challenges, Naked Snails Support Black Lives Matter National here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019 For more resources on anti-racism and ways to help fight police brutality, check out: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and brother, I'm Ian and Vice-Show for the Modren era.
0:48.1	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I am your middlest brother, and I have been and will always
0:54.5	be Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother, and 30 under 30, media luminary Griffin McElroy,
1:02.0	and folks will beefed it, didn't we? I will be the first to admit that will beefed it, and...
1:11.6	You mean regarding laughter and love?
1:13.6	Regarding laughter and love, thank you Travis. Yes, we've gotten some criticism, I think, over our selection
1:21.6	of the motto of the tagline, whatever you want to call it. And I have actually gathered everybody
1:28.4	here today for this press conference to announce my... I can't, I fucking can't believe I'm saying this.
1:43.2	My support for 20 honey down to beastness. And this has never happened before in the series,
1:48.4	and this is the run of the show that we have that we have endorsed to switch Arunee in the middle of
1:53.3	the year. Folks, it's fucking jute. More like halfway through this shit. And I'm suggesting a switch
1:59.5	Arunee. I'm leaving a hard into a switch Arunee. Here's the thing about laughter and love, it's a good
2:03.5	principle. You should fill it, fill it right up. Love especially, get that in there. This is so
2:08.6	important, Beatles. Yes, all about it. But it's a little self-serving, isn't it? Yep. There's
2:15.6	something about down to beastness that's like a trumpet declaring like, let's fucking roll.
2:21.0	First, I have two complicating factors. Okay, yes, please. The first is that I hate to
2:29.2	rename the tour this late into the year. Well, good news. Yeah, I mean, we've got all the tickets printed.
2:38.0	Got all the fucking shirts with all the stops on it. Yeah, I mean, we have the hired all the
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