MBMBaM 511: A Big, Beautiful Buick Enclave

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We cordially invite you to go for a ride with us in Justin’s large, lovely Buick on a one-way trip to Jokesburg! (Provided you’ve wiped your feet, of course. Actually, just lose the shoes entirely. Are those CORN CHIPS? Are you trying to bring CORN CHIPS in this beautiful vehicle? What’s wrong with you?!) Suggested talking points: Justin’s Big Beautiful Buick, First Pickles, Big Doctor/Little Doctor, Sexual Arby’s, Garage Sale Sword Fight

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	You know how we've been talking about not doing an intro? Yeah.
0:48.5	Yeah.
0:48.8	Brayden we piss boys. Stop. No, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
0:53.3	I'm actually, I've been editing this show for 10 fucking years without complaint.
0:58.3	I'm not going to, I simply won't allow this to happen. I'm playing the card that I feel like I am owed
1:07.0	for that extra work and saying that this won't be the show.
1:11.8	Yeah, I know, I know, but Brayden we piss boys.
1:16.0	Justin, can you make Justin, will you talk to him?
1:18.5	My name is Justin Macro. My brother, my brother me,
1:20.7	to invite you to the market. I'm the oldest brother.
1:22.8	Justin Macro. I'm the oldest brother.
1:24.4	I'm the oldest brother.
1:25.2	That's true.
1:26.1	I'm a sweet baby brother.
1:27.5	Griffin Macro.
1:28.1	Travis, can I say something?
1:29.1	You're obviously trying to beat quiet, so it's not to wake up a young person.
1:32.8	And so like, yeah, there's something even fucking worse about him.
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