The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother. My brother me an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin.

Excuse me everybody. I apologize for that doing that right into the microphone.

I usually have better technique than that, but can you blame me? I've got scoob fever.

Oh God. These problems don't seem to be real until they affect someone that you care about,

and then it's time to really sound the alarm bells and get out there.

No sooner had we pretty much wrapped up the coronavirus thing at this point.

We're on the tail end of it, aren't we?

We're wrapping up. This is like we're in the credit sequence for sure.

Just as coronavirus finally gets wrapped up, now our family has been stricken with,

well just one member of our family has been stricken with the case scoob fever.

Oh it's hitting me hard. Let me tell you the symptoms.

One, gotta need to have to sort of want to watch scoop all day.

Number two, I sneeze and it makes me do something like scooby-doo or scrappy-doo,

depending on the time of day. Number three, an itch, a constant all-body itch,

all over but especially in my button privates.

Yeah, but it's mostly, I'll be honest with you, it's mostly the one to watch scoop all day 24-7

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