The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-dest brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother Griff and McElroy. Let's do it. Just do it.

Just do it. Nucky. No, we said last week no more introductions. There's nothing to talk about,

so no more introductions. Well, there's something to talk about, but let's not talk about that.

I would like to discuss that one. I would like to pitch a new way to start the show.

We're going to take it way back to our start, really, community-gator. Let's do an energy circle.

Oh, that's good. And then a prayer circle. That's less good. Let's start off everybody.

If you're no matter what you're doing, just put your hands up in the air and just shake them all

around. We're going to feel that energy going to the red leather yellow. And now me and Travis are

going to do a private prayer circle over here. Justin, if you don't want to be a part of that,

you can go do something to fuck else. While me and Travis pray to Jesus to make our show,

and he get your gun, goes so good. I was not going to pray to Jesus.

Oh, no. Oh, no. You're going to pray to the theater mask God. Yeah. I was okay.

Yeah. Let's cover our faces. All do Jesus. Travis does the comedy tragedy mask God. Justin, pick one.

Dionysus. Okay. Dionysus. Oh, that's a fun one, huh?

Yeah. All right. I'll start. Hey, Jesus. It's me. Apologies for my bros. They don't know what's up.

I know that you love musical theater. I know you love comedies. Barefoot in the park is your favorite.

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