The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to another of my brother's Mean Advice Show for the Modern Era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I am your middle-est brother, Travis of McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin, and we're doing it.

Yeah baby. This is the recording we're doing it. I have something an update of sorts.

She's already the fastest woman in a lot of fastest person in life, frankly.

Fastest being a, I don't know, I think it cheetahs brother, but Britney Spears as we have

established is the fastest human being alive. Just how leaning into it a little bit for my taste,

but okay. Well, since she established it, she has been using it to save people from dangerous

situations. And she just yesterday was doing a live stream from her home, from her home gem,

and just casually, casually mentioned, I haven't been in my home gem for about six months

because it burned down. There were two candles in there and yeah, one thing led to another.

Yeah, you're really deep in the Britneyverse, Travis. I really wasn't expecting to return here

on this, on this show because typically whenever something funny or goofy or zany happens in the

world, we'll ring deduce out of it and then we'll move on. But I didn't expect you to kind of

get off at Britney station and spend some time holidaying there. You know, Griffin, a lot of people

during this time the last few months have found a lot of new hobbies. You know, for some people,

they've taken up the ukulele or perhaps getting. And for me, it's a fascination with Ms. Spears.

So Britney's doing okay. Sounds like she's hanging in there. Well, she rebuilt her home gem. I assume

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