The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hey, this is Griffin Real Quick. I wanted to preface this one by saying it's a live show,

which is strange to listen to these days from the before times when we performed on the

Jococruz, which was just going off my own sort of internal calendar, about 400 per trillion,

trillion, million, thousand, trillion years ago. It's actually cut together from a couple of

shows that we did on the Jococruz. It's a bit patchwork and a bit weird, and we added it out.

A lot of very extremely local boat-specific humor, but yes, that is the episode this week.

We were not able to record a new one. We will be back with a regular episode next week.

Until then, enjoy this incredibly strange thing to listen to of our Mubim Bam Goofery aboard

the Jococruz. I run an after-school fantasy

lot for eight to 12-year-olds, and I write the story and play all the major NPCs that the

characters, kids characters encounter. The problem is that I'm not a very intimidating person.

You're going to need to start over. I missed all of them. I run an after-school fantasy

lot for eight to 12-year-olds. I don't know why I almost turned it into a Bernic LaDi song.

I run an after-school fantasy lot for eight to 12-year-olds, and I write the story and I play

all the major roles. Wait, I didn't. The problem is that I am not a very intimidating person. Even

when I try to portray in appropriately scary villain, the kids tend to always think, quote,

we can take them and mob me. Brothers, how can I strike fear into the hearts of gamer children?

That is from Korra. Korra, are you here? All right. Korra. Much better.

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