The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I am your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. And boys, you know, we're still kind of in the

tough times. Oh really? It could turn around any minute. It could flip in a minute, but right now

we're all hurting for communication. I think we're all trying to reach out and touch souls

while keeping our human body six feet apart. And that can be tough. And digital is helping a lot,

I would say. Like a lot of people are using digital to talk to each other. I think that that's

important. And I just wanted to share with you all, this is hot off the presses. This came in about

24 minutes ago on my phone. And this was a text I got from a West Virginia area code number. So

I don't know who they are, but it's nice to know, you know, we have some of the same background.

We both love tutors biscuit world, you know, like that's a soul connection right there. Go herd and

like bleed green and like pepperoni rolls and like gym justice, right? So like I know that we

have that in common. And anyway, they texted me and it looks like 19 friends that also are in

the 304 area code and have sequential phone numbers, which is a fucking wild coincidence, but I

feel the soul connection with all of them. And they did say in this text message, and there is a

link here. I haven't clicked on it yet. But the text message says, uh, see my juicy cream pie. And

then says PUS dollar sign why? And it online, online now. And then there's a white mouse emoji and

then a gray mouse face emoji and then just a black hole mouse emoji.

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