MBMBaM 506: The Enchanted Horn of American Heroism

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Okay, we know we just had a non-standard 500th episode celebration, but as luck would have it, THIS episode also marks 10 years of us in the podcastin’ business. So, yes, Justin sings the song again. (Also, we’ve got new art, courtesy of the very talented Sarah McKay!) Suggested talking points: ZOLO Memories, Feline Sex Den, American Hero Horn, Play Along At Home (Sorry),Teleconference Mirror World, Healing and Growth Squad

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother,
0:51.2	Travis McElroy. I am your sweet baby brother and 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.
0:57.7	Isn't it rich? I think there's a kid who has to be a certain separation.
1:03.7	Oh you are prune. There's so many songs. There's a lot of songs that I like about.
1:08.9	Wow. Okay. Is this the only song you know? It doesn't even apply to this.
1:21.9	Are we the clowns? No, it's the, here we've always been the clowns. It's the 10 year
1:27.5	anniversary spectacular that we are not putting extra effort into. Well, one,
1:34.2	which did something different for our 500th episode and you need consistency right now.
1:40.0	We can't just throw another really special episode on you out of nowhere.
1:43.8	Oh, whiplash. Come on. Secondly, it's just a hard time right now. Okay.
1:51.4	Get up our bed and you know what? Thirdly, we're tired. 10 years of this. 10 years.
1:56.9	I mean, we, okay, do the math folks. This is episode 506. In 10 years, we have missed 14 episodes.
2:04.1	Not bad. Not bad. Not a bad hit rate. That's 1.4 episodes a year we've missed.
2:11.6	Hey, everyone, let's go on a trip back in time to 2010.
2:16.4	What were we all doing? Well, we were in theaters. We were watching the King's speech.
2:22.0	We were enjoying. I saw it and seen it. We were enjoying Winter's Bone as a nation.
2:27.4	It seems like a million year Winter's Bone. Can you even remember Toy Story 3?
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