The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother and my brother and being an advice show for the

budget era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

This is your baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Are we really doing the intro?

I'm a baby. I'm not afraid. Don't show yourself short.

Baby brother and mouth sounds a fissionautical.

Okay, but it's just like, I sometimes I say things when we're like scrambling to think of an

introduction and then there's an earned period of astonished silence and then we decide to do

something else. But you guys are sure you want this one? Well, Griffin, why don't you walk it out,

take this horse out for a trot and see how she got it. Let's hop in. Let's check out the mileage

on this bad boy. I was just telling the fellas. And there's a lot going on. Oscar's politics,

and this is the one we decided to do. Yeah, grow it out. I don't want to aren't funny.

This one's funny. Well, I got this new mouth noise I can make. I just found out about.

Let's hear it. And you know, it's, I've made such a big deal out of it now that I'm almost certain

I'm not going to be able to do it again. And that's going to be a hugely embarrassing for me.

Oh, absolutely. All right, here goes nothing.

Now, Griffin, as you pointed out before you started recording, this is an audio medium. Could you

describe visually what we might be seeing watching you? Well, it would be impressive. You'd

see just sort of my left cheek, convulsing wildly as I, as I created it sort of meat, a sort of

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