MBMBaM 499: Right Down the Middle

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

THIS IS A NORMAL EPISODE. Please do not come into this one thinking we’re doing some kind of pre-500 celebration, or something. It’s NORMAL. There is NOTHING that sets it apart from all the other episodes. OKAY? Suggested talking points: No Ramp Up, Soda Bag, Paul’s Finest Grape Cake, Bee Purple, Fall Off The Bone Love, Halftime Korn, Poker Griefing

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.7	Hello, welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest
0:48.8	brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother,
0:53.9	Griffin McElroy, and this one's going right over the plate. Right, isn't it?
0:58.8	Right over the middle. All the perfect strike. This one's going to be a perfect strike. Well,
1:03.5	no, because even that sounds like it takes on a lot of effort. This one is, this one's going to be
1:10.7	by the books. Second base. This one's going to get you to second base. This is a ground rule
1:17.8	double. I don't know what that means. A lot of people are like 499. That's, oh, there must be ramping
1:24.5	up. And it's like, yeah, we're not evil, can evil. You know what I mean? We don't need an
1:29.7	approach game. This one's going to be right over the plate. And then the next one's going to be
1:36.0	fucking wild. We're walking this back. This is the batter where it's just like, we're going to walk
1:41.4	this one because we know the next one's an easy out. But this one. Oh, this is the big slugger
1:47.6	who scares us because earlier in the season, he got that grand slam off of us to lose the big game.
1:52.8	And now we're a little nervous around him. So we might walk him. But what's that? Oh, Travis is
1:56.8	coming in here. And he's not ready to walk him. He's got, he's got blood in his eyes. You know,
2:00.8	he's going to, he might kill this batter. I guarantee you will finish this episode of the podcast
2:07.0	and say out loud. Fine. Yeah. That was, they reported an audio into microphones for an hour.
2:14.7	I don't know. No, anybody can do that. I'm sick. I don't want it to say it's going to be bad.
2:19.5	Okay. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fun. It's not a juice. Juice. It might be great.
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