4.9 • 31.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.5 | Hello everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother me. It's another opening, another show. |
0:50.3 | I'm just McElroy and I'm your oldest brother. I'm Travis McElroy and I'm living for this |
0:56.4 | limelight and I'm your middle-est brother. And I'm a Broadway baby. Okay. |
1:02.3 | Yeah. Okay. I'm down to walk those streets, check out my baby feets. Be in the show. |
1:15.2 | Anyway, I'm Kriffin McElroy. I'm a Broadway baby and this, it's time. Boys, the calling has |
1:22.4 | harkened once again. The Clary on calls calling us back up to the big stage, isn't it, boys? |
1:28.8 | Yeah. I tried to walk away, but that old phantom of the operas are pulling me back in. |
1:36.9 | That fucking phantom's got the last song to me. We've been watching this show on |
1:43.6 | Core on the Disney Plus network. It's on TV. It's the one with baby Yoda in it. Maybe you've seen |
1:50.4 | the last thing I everyone loves him. And in it, they make old people. |
2:00.8 | They're just no way. There's no way to talk about it without using |
2:05.6 | pejoratives, but they're not young folks, but they used to. And when they were, |
2:10.7 | they used to be. Thank you, Gerville. You're about to say that. But if it's such a good point, |
2:14.2 | when they let's not gloss over that. When they were that, they did high school theater productions. |
2:19.4 | Of Oklahoma of Annie, get your gun of whatever. And now Disney and Kristen Bell. |
2:26.8 | Kristen Bell has a gun. Kristen Bell is complicit. One thousand percent. She's holding the gun. |
2:33.7 | And she says, Hey, older folks, now you're going to go do Annie again. And Annie from Annie is like, |
2:41.6 | I'm 45. I can't sing. I can't. This guy can't be a character whose first name is Daddy because |
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