The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, welcome. I'm brother brother. I mean, advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest

brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother. I've just been handed this Travis McElroy.

I'm Griffin. He's Griffin. I'm Justin, and this is how we do it.

Ha, ba, ba, ba, ba. This is a holiday special. It's a holiday special in the sense that it is

mid-December. Yes. Fair. Sure. And the holidays are here again. And we wanted to share with you some

of our holiday recommendations ways that you can make it really special specific to different

fire. What? Sorry, I was going to do a sentence, but go ahead. We're, we're 10. There's a bracket

here in my sentence. I want to talk about my favorite holiday movies, Justin. Okay. What are they,

Travis? I like the one. I want to talk about my favorite Christmas cookies. This is a sub-bracket.

I'm a sub-bracket within the brack kind of a carrot. Okay, Griffin, you go and then we'll sling

chocolate back up. You've heard of Elfana shelf. Oh, well, what about

Dillfana shelf? How was that a cookie? Down. No, I changed it again. Damn it.

The subject. We can't get through a complete holiday thought. This episode, Travis, you know the

right. I want to talk about my favorite holiday sliders. Okay, Travis, what's your favorite holiday

sweater? I like the furzy ones. Okay. Listen, now, if you looked at it, your touch tone phone,

you can press one if you want to hear about movies. Press two if you want to hear the sweater thing.

And those are all are in press three if you want to talk about cookies. Oh, they've chosen movies.

Okay. My favorite movies is the one with the birch log is crackling. And you can see a couple

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