The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Oh, there's a turkey.

It's a turkey in the studio. Oh, man, not again. Oh, not again.

I could one of our producers come in here. Yeah, if you could get the turkey.

Anyone of you, someone come get the turkey. The turkey has now soiled my coffee.

Dillip? Dillip? Could you come get it or Suzman?

Dillip, don't touch it like that. Suzman, show Dillip how to touch it right.

Oh, God, Suzman, no.

Oh, boy, I wish we hadn't pardoned. Boy, how do you wish we hadn't pardoned this turkey for all its crimes?

To be fair, most of its crimes were white collar. And it has used its skills to help solve other crimes.

As everyone knows that we may need a little bit of setup here if you don't follow the news.

And perhaps, and I'll say it's most ill-advised policy. This administration has decided that

all pardoned turkeys must live with us or any other podcaster. We are named, got pulled out of the hat.

Of course, everybody knows about stinky friend, the turkey that lives at the Joe Rogan show.

And I'm just hoping what podcaster do you guys hope gets a turkey next year?

I kind of would like to see Mark Marin interview a turkey.

Hey, I already did. If you ask me, Gallagher.

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