The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy. I believe that she'll know of you,

Jared. Okay. Teach him well and let them lead the way. Hi, it's local inspiration, Justin McElroy.

Oh wow. I'm, I am here sort of as a podcaster, but now I feel like I've entered my twilight years.

As an entertainer and have now transitioned to sort of a, a Sherpa. A guiding light.

A guiding light. A Sherpa through these waters that we call podcast. You know Sherpas don't lead

people through water, right? Like, I'm a water Sherpa. Okay. If Jimmy Buffett can make a beer called

Land Shark, I can make a water Sherpa. Okay. I am joined in the studio today by a, don't say his name.

He ain't ready for that heat. A young boy, a young local team who I've taken in off the streets

to shadow me and see how I do it. Now, if you say you brought him in from the street, it makes

this sound like almost an Oliver. Did he seek you out? Or did you think I gave him an

instant and you caught him? I gave him my address and he came in from the street through the front

door to the house. Right. Okay. But you didn't like find him, you know, filth and hanker chiffs or

whatever. And you're giving him a better life. No, I saw, I saw him trying to sell people his

underwear and I said, kid, you got something. You got the gift. Did he? Got the talent? Did his

parents suddenly and tragically die in a big acrobat accident? And now you are the one, you're,

now he's your ward is one of those situations. Yes, they draw, they died in a tragic acrobat accident

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