The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, welcome. My brother, my brother me and the advice show for the modern era.

I'm a oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

You know it's Griffin. Guys, I'm so excited. Here in just a day or two, I'm going to be taking my very

first trip to New York City, and I know that we're going there later for two or in like two weeks.

So is there anything you guys want me to like scope out for you?

I'm so glad you asked Travis, which by the way, before we started recording, when you said,

guys, I've got the intro. I was inclined to disbelieve you. Yeah, you were quite a bold

beast. I was inclined to believe you. But this is a fun one. Trave a job. Thanks.

So you got to hit by Fat Baby Pizza. Oh, really? Get yourself a big tall slice from Fat Baby Pizza.

They have tall pizza? They have to, well, it's, it's a big Fat Baby Pizza and they do a special one

that I invented called Mark Zuckerberg's zucchini, Zook Prize. Okay. And gotta try that best

pizza in the city. Okay. Justin, do you have any suggestions or things that you want me to

check on for you before you get there? All right. It was muted. My Skype got muted for a second.

I opened a fresh fresh diet coke. All right. My, I had a perfect joke and it was so spontaneous

and the timing was just right. And it's all gone. You want to say, make it cowboy pizza?

Make it cowboy pizza. Oh, God. That was shit. That's what it was. That wasn't the one.

I can't remember the last one because it was like so fucking choice. But I felt like

something else came from, I came from another world. I am very excited. Now as you mentioned

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