The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Oh, everybody! Welcome to my brother, my brother and me. I'm your oldest brother,

just sin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis Mertoroy.

Those are bones. I'm Gryffind. Okay.

With spooky Christmas, those are bones. Tell me more about these bones, Gryffind, where'd you get them?

I guess I died. Now I'm a skeleton, and isn't that something?

I've been my main Halloween exposure so far has been weird YouTube, which Henry is now far,

far down the Uble-Yet, and now I live in that prison with him, and it just seems like a

boy, it seems like a market we are neglecting, because apparently you can just put Spider-Man

and a skeleton in the same room, and now it's Spider-Man Halloween, and it has 3.6 million views,

and it's made $55,000. That's it. There's one, and it's a guide dresser, Spider-Man,

walking in front of a green screen while ghosted skeletons walk by him, and there's a song in

the background that goes, and I'm gonna sing it exactly. This is not a joke. Halloween, Halloween,

creepy spooky Halloween. Three and a half million people said, that's my shit.

People are also being held hostage by their tods. I think eight kids watched it for 100,000

times. It sounds about right to me. So anyway, yeah, that's where I am. I guess my spooky Christmas

spirit has not kicked into overdrive yet. You can put fucking anything. I don't know how you get.

Do you have to get like a permit to make weird YouTube videos? No.

Because it's so ridiculously lucrative that I have to imagine there's only a few people

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