The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and my brother,

I'm in a divisive for the Magi-Nara, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I am your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media illuminator from McElroy.

I'm sorry it took us so long to get here, Pittsburgh. It's been a few years,

10, almost 10 years, and I am sorry about that, you're very close to my home considering.

Yeah, we did before in 2008, but the podcast didn't exist at that point, no one showed up.

Right, we were all doing our three-hander 200,000 Sundays, we took Billy Crystal's shit and went

wild on. Man, that one crushed. This crowd. This crowd fucking loves their Billy, huh?

Right, so we had, we're staying near the airport, so we had a little bit of a long drive to get

here. It's like 45 to 50 minutes. That was the most mass apology we've ever received from a single

crowd. Yeah, we did it, sorry, we fucked up. And the dude in the car, two things happened almost

simultaneously. One, he turns on radio station that I thought was a joke. It is all hair metal

cranked up to like very obscene volumes. I'm talking, talking, talking, our new podcast,

Chatten Rat. Because he was listening to Rat Cartibit also.

A man in an airport called Enough Z Enough. Very good. Do you guys remember the late night

promotional video that they would show that was like all hair metal hits of the 80s? It's how I

learned about the existence of more than words by extreme, which was probably in there also.

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