The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my bean, my bean and me advice show for the Modginaera. I'm your oldest brother,

Justin Smoky, McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis Species,

Bicy McElroy. And I'm Griffin ground beef McElroy and grind it up, baby.

Welcome to bean bros. No, not grind it up. You're doing a bean juice thing, and that's not

kind of where we're here. No, you grind up the meat. You grind up the meat.

You don't want to put a new grind. You don't want to put a new grind.

I'm starting to need you. Gotta put ground meat in your coffee.

No, okay, you see, again, you've put it in the coffee. Oh, you're right.

I'm trying to take this show everyone's sick of the advice thing.

Yeah, so I'm trying to take this show in a fresh new direction with,

I went to chili fest on Saturday.

I, honeytons, pre-imminent chili-based food festival. But it's ninth pre-imminent just general

food festival. Yeah, no, it is the template by which all other food festivals in honey-tier

judge. Justin, do you have that many other food festivals in honey-ton? Well, my friend,

you can say that this really starts food festival season.

Chili fest be gat, begets the hot dog festival. We got the pumpkin festival coming up.

Just rib fest. Rib fest is a lot of people, a lot of people, the ramps, ramp fest,

stink fest, are celebrating the, the, the ramp. And a lot of people these days, they just say

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