The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy, your middle-est brother.

This is your sweet baby brother and 30-inter-thirty media luminary griffin macaroy. I don't know if the

intro is going to be its track. Kid. Can you sense the hesitation in my voice and my youngest

brother's voice? Because this is the source. 10 seconds before he started recording. Travis said,

I've got the intro. It's not timely. It's just something I've been thinking about.

Yeah, so we have now officially, we have an opener for my brother and brother, and it's new

experiential stand-up comedian Travis McElroy, which is sort of his twisted view on things.

Is it a movie-pitch Travis? Because you legally have to tell me it's fucking entrapment.

No, this is it. So I'm going to say the broad scope of the intro is we can give some

cooking advice because this is a vice show or a give advice. And I would say the three of us are

grown adults who often do cooking and we make give cooking advice. But the thing that directly

inspired this is shortly before we began recording, I discovered that dry aged beef just

don't meet. Just old me. So this was it and you thought you had that thought that entered your brain

as so many thoughts do all the time. And you thought I want to talk about old beef. That's

old beef, a rich vein old beef for my voice. I like talking old beef here when you go into a fancy

restaurant and they say this is like six week dry aged beef. You think, oh, fancy, shmancy.

But that just means like we put this beef in the refrigerator and we forgot about it for a month

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