The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

And I am your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm the baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

That was me stabbing and deflating your beach ball because summer's

fucking over. Oh no! Well, I could have griffing, I could have just pulled the plug on the beach

from and then I could have reinflated it another time.

I could have reused that, that's waste. Yeah, you killed balls. That was my grandma's beach ball.

She just let me borrow it. Shoot, but I'll buy you a new one, okay bud? No, it was vintage.

It was from Jimmy Buffett's Pirate Looks at Forty, Looks at Forty tour, where the album of Pirate

looks at Forty, Turn 40. Summer's fucking over though, so put down the beach towel that you had

ready to go to the beach and put down those sunglasses, you're not going to need them where we're

going, which is autumn. Because summer's fucking over, time for back to school shopping.

Just as we bring in the summer and we cover all sorts of summer activities here, it's up to us

to kill the summer when it's, when summer time's over and it's done. Well, backpack, I you guys

going to get this year. Oh, I'm getting a really cool one where it looks like SpongeBob

and like the rectangular shape of his body and it has, it's got arms and legs on it, so it looks

like him and it's the perfect size to hold my bong. Cool, cool, cool. My school, let me clear

by my school bong that I use at school. Oh, sure. Of course. Yes. Not your home bong. No, that's way

too big to fit my SpongeBob backpack. I don't trust my tastes anymore. I don't trust my

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