MBMBaM 472: Public Domain LASIK Voicemails

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We have been smashed to pieces by our recent viewing of Hobbs and Shaw, which may explain the somewhat punch-drunk nature of today’s episode. It’s also possible we’ve been sprayed with some kind of Jason Statham neurotoxin. In either case: Enjoy! Suggested talking points: 5DXXX, Neighbor Lube, Buying Money, Potential Golf Family, Secret Chicken Debut, Chinning, Fun Facts

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everyone and welcome to my channel.
0:46.8	I'm Matt Shaw.
0:47.6	I'm watering your face.
0:50.7	Boo, boo, boo, get in the fucking car.
0:53.7	Come on, my kid in the car.
0:56.4	Get in the car.
0:57.9	I'm Hobbs in this scenario.
1:00.1	I don't have a fun accent.
1:01.6	The kid.
1:02.5	My phone, you threw my phone out the fucking window.
1:05.2	Get me man's car, folks.
1:08.1	You can smell my sweat.
1:09.7	So we saw, um, smell what I'm fucking cooking.
1:13.7	This is our audio representation of what it's like to see Hobbs and Shaw in 40X,
1:18.5	which we all did together.
1:20.4	Now, if you're not familiar with 40X and I've found as I've recounded this tale,
1:24.3	not enough people are.
1:25.4	So remember 3D and we all agreed.
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