The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show from the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy out of hut. I'm your middle-est brother,

Travis McElroy, Huddl Huddl Huddl Huddl Huddl. Hey, this is grid iron,

three-year-old gold, McElroy. Yeah, that was perfect. We're seeing you guys. Thanks a lot.

Thank you very much. We know what they don't tell you a lot of time when the football

women are in that big circle. They're just saying, Huddl Huddl Huddl Huddl Huddl Huddl.

Because they don't know what to say. They don't know what to do most of the time.

A lot of time they're not even coming up with freaking plans. They just wanted a snug.

They wanted to get snug as a bug because they've just been hit so many times.

Yeah, they're just trying to, they're trying to be, you know what they should do? They should make

that circle, but turn their backs inward and look out so they can all be looking out at the same

time so no one sneaks up and tap it. Oh, or listen in on their big plans.

Yeah. Hey, it's fancy football time. Just anything, man. Football, don't really give a shit,

but I'll look at it. I'll look right at it for a while if that helps.

Listen, I don't want to jump back at this, but it's just occurred to me. I should be able to

watch football in 4DX. Yep. You should. That's a good point. I want to feel, I want to feel

what it's like to get just a human being thrown at me. I don't like the idea of a 4DX theater where

there's a guy controlling all of it live, like an old organist at Silent News released from 30s.

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