The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

I never realized how much flossing looks like repeatedly stabbing yourself in the butt and crotch.

Oh my god! Yeah, you're the one who chose to floss furiously. No one and I just said,

do a dance. You floss so hard, man. I dislocated every bone in my body. Holy shit.

It was worth it really hard. Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother,

my brother made advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother just to McElroy.

I am your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother in 3030, media luminary Griffin McElroy.

And what a thrill it is to be here in Cleveland. Oh, you've heard of it.

We are here and we are so grateful to those of you that bought tickets to make the long journey out.

There's like 2000 of you. Just the same outside of you. This is our community theater production

that just our dads friends can do. Thanks for giving us a chance.

But this is this grassroots live show. We want you, but there's that and also our families are

still a great waflige at Cincinnati. So it's going to get nasty tonight.

We talked about it and we this is going to we want it to be a vibe show.

What we want from this show is you know a lot of your friends maybe didn't want to come because

they don't like us and maybe we're like smelly or whatever. I'm terrible or not funny or whatever.

And um wait, we want you to go back to them and be like, you missed.

Well, I won't say missed. It was vile. You made the right choice in not coming because it was

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