The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

Magonera. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I be your middlest brother, Travis McElroy.

Yeah, yo, good day. Hale and Well Met. I'm your youngest.

Harold? Don't love this. Griffin. I don't love it. Well, we're high or high in the fantasy

spirit, because we've just returned from the biggest nerd event of the year. Good gentle folk.

Folks, the rumors are true. The meek have inherited the earth. Wow. These nerds are running the show.

Oh, I say I looked for a solid week for someone to talk to read about sports. Yeah, you remember

that poster is hanging up on high school walls. It's like, don't get made. If you get made fun

of now, don't worry. You'll be Steve Jobs. Oh, I saw hundreds and thousands of thousands of

jobs is here. Everyone was a Steve Jobs. Yeah, jobs as jobs is everywhere, but not as basketball

to drink. Did you guys have any, make any new, you know, big celeb friends? That's why you go

to, you go to come comfort the connection. You know what I mean? Yeah, you brush elbows with

arrow. Yes. You brush elbow. You brush shoulders with flash. I met Spider-Man.

Got a photo with Spider-Man. Spider-Man came to our signing. Yeah, and he said,

thank you is such an honor to meet you. And I'm like, are you kidding with me right now?

You're all you've done. You're the web slinger after all your good work. I left. Here's how,

what's cooler than being at a cool party? I call it leaving a cool party. I left

Comic Con's most exclusive event to go home and eat a muffin top, a chocolate muffin top,

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