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🗓️ 22 July 2019
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother made an advice show for the |
0:46.7 | modern Arab and oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle as brother Travis McElroy. |
0:57.2 | I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy. |
1:03.4 | It is it's father's day and I know we really shouldn't start out with this kind of energy, |
1:08.4 | but dad's saying we love it here. It's very great. It's the most interesting I've ever heard anybody |
1:15.6 | say on a stage. I like it. It feels like something that was written in a different language and translated to |
1:22.4 | it's true, but yeah, so he didn't sell it. I love him. He's my dad. He didn't sell it. He didn't sell it. |
1:30.1 | He didn't sell it. No, to be fair. That might be because we've only been in an Atlas for 20 minutes. |
1:34.9 | Yeah. Your whole state, Indiana flooded. Yes, made it tricky to get here. It's rough. We had |
1:43.0 | it was hard. It's probably harder on other people. Yes. Now that I'm saying it. Yeah. |
1:48.0 | This is our so this is a very special tour for us both of you become the monster tour, but also |
1:52.4 | this leg of it because I was very close to at least two out of three of our like home cities. |
1:57.8 | We took a bus for the first time. Like big time tour boys. Yeah, because it was cheaper. It was cheaper. |
2:06.3 | That was the main reason why it was cheaper and there's like 15 of us, not an exaggeration. |
2:11.4 | Yeah. And our kids could nap on the bus. Woo party. If you're thinking, if you're thinking, |
2:16.6 | they didn't, but in theory, they could have. If you're thinking, wow, how bougie the macros have sold out. |
2:21.9 | I want you to imagine like the blood mobile, but instead of blood or the book mobile, instead of |
2:29.1 | books, it's adult farts and it's the worst. Because here's, okay, so here's what happened. We had to |
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