The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me and advice show for the

MagiNera. I'm your old brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your baby brother, Griffin. Griffin, you sound so powerful.

Oh, no. Standing energy. I asked. My desk has transformed into its most healthful

manifestation, and now I have standing energy. I too am standing. We all are standing for this one.

I've got full blown Peter Panorams. I'm doing JoJo poses with my patio door curtain open,

so the street can see me, and also I've never watched JoJo's bizarre adventure.

My lungs are filling with oxygen. My diaphragm feels in line. Is that something?

Fuck yeah, it's something, Travis. It's standing energy. Whoa.

I feel like my entire life I've just been whispering. Yes. Do you hear this voice? This is my true voice.

Wow. I've been speaking with the hidden voice until this moment. This is my true voice.

It's just a standing voice. Wow, it's so musically delicious. Soon you boys will get your true voices.

I'm looking forward to my... Oh, you're true voice. My true voices come in.

Yes, maybe someday I'll get maybe all yet lucky and find my true voice.

Oh, no. Finally, distinguishable voices.

Oh, who caught it? What's the set as a part?

Oh, my bones feel so much straighter. It's turning into an Adam Sandler thing.

This is Griffin's new character, prospector going through a washing machine.

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