The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, we're ready and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

And I am your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. I tried to do a normal one. I tried to think

like, has a normal person just say the introduction to like a normal happy person. I thought about

like I'm unhappy just like sure. It doesn't need to be weird just because I feel weird about doing it.

Just like how do you say your name? Yeah, I thought about like what if I did like a howl in the

middle of mind? See, it doesn't need to be that every single fucking time. Yeah, we're near on

500. We can't just be comfortable introducing the program. My name's Justin. I'm a person.

I got two brothers. We do this show just because I feel weird about introducing a show. It doesn't

mean I have to make it weird while I'm doing it. It's hard to get comfortable in my own skin.

What with this weird hair everywhere? This new hair that everybody else is so excited about.

But I'm so so scared about this hair. I think as long as you say it. Pubes and all. Yes, no,

we yeah. I think as long as you say it as a statement of fact rather than I'm Travis McElroy.

Right rather than I'm Travis McElroy. Don't make it sound like a question.

Statement. I'm Travis McElroy. I'm Griffin McElroy and I do hate my pubic hair.

Griffin hates his pubes. I want to tell you guys a story. This is we get we ought to get into

email like a weird thing happening to me in the bathroom. What do I do? Am I good? Mostly.

That's like 28% of the questions we get. Yes. And so I would like to share my own and I want to

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