The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era.

I'm Earl, his brother, Justin McElroy. Let me check my notes. I mean,

your mental is brother Travis. And I'm your sweet baby Griffin. Okay.

Sorry guys, there seems to be some sort of lag on the Skype, and I stepped all over Travis's

dick on that wood, and I'll own it. Is there lag on the Skype, or are you just going to do that?

I agree. There's lag on the Skype, man. There's, okay, Griffin.

Yeah, it's lag on the Skype, because I'm talking and I hear nothing. Okay, but the lag wouldn't make you talk soon.

Okay, they're the words. They're laughter. When I, they, they have finished by the time I speak.

Yeah, lag doesn't work. It's like it's time-travelling lag that makes it

soon. Guys, I was playing Quake when you were still Quaking and you're fucking diapers. Okay,

I know all about lag, so don't come to me and tell me about lag. Check your ping.

Check your ping, you freaking nerds. This is going to be a tough record if I'm hearing every

thing you say before you finish saying. And this is your middle-as-reather Travis,

McRory. And welcome to Sawbos. And this is Griffo while 30 under 30. See, that time it was,

it was fucking perfect for me. That one was okay. It's possible I've become unstuck in time.

Okay, good one, juice. Oh, God. Didn't do any jokes yet on this one. Maybe just hit shuffle

play on this episode and see how that works. Yeah, you know how that's a feature that's

on most podcast apps where they'll just play you 10 seconds at a time. Just a random little

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