The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother me and a divisive with the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother

Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother and 30 under 30 media

illuminate Griffon McElroy.

This is cool. This is cool.

That one was pretty cool, Juice. It was a cool song. I'm going to burn that onto my CDs later.

I'm going to put that up on Kaza for other people to listen to.

That's good shit man. So it's summertime basically and this is my brother, my brother,

my summertime preview. A lot of people can't even put a fucking t-shirt on until we tell him how to.

So it's basically summertime and pools. We have been getting so many emails in

tweets saying, what the living be easy this year? And Justin just went ahead and gave that away

right off the top. Some of you may be easy. It's been about three years and changed since the

living's been easy. The living hasn't been especially easy. But let me just say you're allowed to sweat.

You don't need our permission to have a good summertime sweat. Some of this stuff is getting

way, way out of hand. But I think it is time for us to give our picks. For summer 2019.

And I'm going to start with wet chairs. What a way to, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. You have this trip. Public pools? In part of the pools? Out, out, out, out.

Wet chairs. You sit on them. The moistness of it comes onto you. And if you can do it somewhere

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