The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother brother me and advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your middleest brother, Travis of McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother and 30 and a 30-griffin McElroy.

I love that feudal vibe Travis. Thank you. Hello everyone.

Everything we do on this podcast is feudal, Justin. Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh yeah. So, I have chosen my summer aesthetic. I'm ready to announce it.

I've been on pins and needles. Yeah, I did kind of a soft opening and now I'm ready to do a hard opening.

Just the vibe, the look, the feel, the smell, the taste. It's pineapple. Now, here's the thing.

Travis, what do you mean? I'll tell you, Griffin. Thank you for asking. Yeah.

I've got pineapple shorts, pineapple socks, pineapple sleep pins, the summer shirts. I'm not done.

I've got pineapple in my fridge. I've got pineapple button ups. I've got a pineapple candle.

I've got some pineapple tea. Everything's pineapple. Okay, now go.

Well, what I loved about that segment is that it was a good way of checking your audio

because your closures are so bad, man. And you got to move your pop filter away. And that was a good

pop filter. Oh, it's so, but yeah, I try every time you say it, it's like getting punched.

It's my big beautiful lips. Luxurious. That's my guy for the summer. My aesthetic is this guy.

Just that everything that happens in, you know, you haven't made these people

in books and film where they are so delighted by everything that seems to be happening around

them. And you think, what, what are they on? Well, maybe they just decided that was their summer

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