MBMBaM 408: Come and Get It!

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

If you cannot stand the heat of this episode of our podcast, and you find yourself unwilling to stay for the action, it's totally fine to walk away for a bit before dipping back in for a second helping. This is a judgment-free zone. You GOTTA take care of those toesies. Suggested talking points: The Next Level, My Art, Farmer Problems, Lobster Matchmaker, Stay for the Action, Soda Jacket, Kid Cussin'

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.2	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother-mean advice show for the Majonera. I'm your oldest brother,
0:48.0	Justin McElroy. I am your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother,
0:54.9	and 30 under 30-media luminary Griffin McElroy. Well, it's time to take my brother-me to the next level.
1:02.8	Are we getting married to like, um, cereal or something? Are we getting a fourth brother, finally?
1:10.1	No, no fourth brother. Travis, I told you the budget just isn't there. We can see G.I. the fourth brother.
1:17.6	It would be like Travis, but I don't know. Red hair, no, I have red hair now. Travis, but
1:24.2	but made of gold. I have finished the Steve Martin masterclass. I can't call me. Cole,
1:31.1	we're talking about this again. I am ready to, here is my, here is my kind of thing. I have absorbed
1:38.5	the entirety of the masterclass. It comes at a retail value of $90. I will impose my knowledge
1:46.8	to you for half that amount. Us? Yes, well, we get start with you guys, and then we could just take
1:53.9	this to all the road. Now, you all should probably charge one fourth as much as the math isn't clean.
2:01.1	Wait, hold on. 2250, I think. And you charge half as much as you paid me because you are giving
2:07.1	these information away third hand at this point and charge other people. And then how much of that
2:11.5	money do you have to kick back up to Steve? It's not a big deal. It's just like 10% of everything I
2:15.9	earn goes back to, yeah, just to say, I see what he wrote me into. Let's just get a dry run at it,
2:25.2	though. I'm here. I'm ready to answer your comedy questions from you to whatever sort of,
2:32.4	I want to and I want to hear your likes and sear. Sure. I'm going to use about comedy. I got a great
2:37.0	one. I'm ready to help. Let's say you're part of a hold on. Can you raise your hand for me?
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