The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome, my brother, my brother, me and the advice show for the Mottor Nara. I'm your oldest brother.

What the fuck are you doing? You just have like one knee on your standing, sitting, lying down. Sit down or sit down.

Okay, welcome, my brother, brother, me and the advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

And I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30, media luminary Griffin McElroy.

You know, yeah, Justin, Travis, I've always said Columbus is the hornia city.

And now it's proven, could I true? I'm actually kidding. You can keep your new Orleans.

You can keep your laws vague outside. Wow, two whole cities just for me.

I'll take Hornie Columbus as I go. Hornie Columbus.

Hornie Columbus. Hornie Columbus, by the way, would be a good remake of Columbus.

Okay. And this is one more question. Is it on?

No more question. You're feeling this? Speaking of a pleasant person in the sound booth,

if you could turn the monitor from wherever it's at now up to Hornie, so I can hear the talking.

That would be excellent. My dad did a great thing talking about sports, which I love.

And then he did this great thing where he spilled half of Ohio. And in my head, all I could think was,

one of what other words these guys know how to spell?

Well, you know what's around on the end and high in the middle.

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