The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm the sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy. Red red wine.

See me? It's just as in my heart right now. I just feel great. Yeah, just so happy to be here,

recording the show with you, my brothers, and that song, you be 40s cover of Red Red Wine,

is what is in my heart. Do you want to know what's in my heart?

He is what's in my inexplicably. No, that's your gun. I just want to be with you in reek

egg lathies. No idea why. We'll go up this morning. Griffin, don't overthink it, Griffin. Open

up your heart and let us song out. Probably you two's for a day, the introduction to it.

Where he's like, Oh, do to 14. That one gives me psyched out of my fucking mind. And I don't

get me wrong. I hate the rest of the song and the rest of the band's music.

How great would it be if that intro was eight minutes long and him just like, EACHY?

Yeah, seven. Green. Yeah, here's some more of my favorite words.

Fano. That's my name. His name's the edge over there. That's Larry.

I'd like to introduce you to my band. You know us.

We're the Beatles. And the final member. You two.

You are a fan of special thanks to you too. We couldn't have done it without you. That's why

the band's called that. So we were, we were, we're not here.

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