The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin, the glamour McElroy. I'm your best brother, Travis McElroy.

And the nominee for baby brother, 30 and 30 media luminaries, is Willem Defoe.

Oh no, they read the wrong name. He's just a nominee, and Griff McElroy. They only got two this

year, and I'm going to beat his ass. Hey, do you guys remember when they read the wrong name last

year? Anything could happen in the Oscars. And I can't believe they're letting James Kim will do it

a second time after he beefed it so hard on stage. He ripped a big beaver. Anyway, let's make jokes

about Hollywood's biggest night. Okay, I sometimes I just call him the grouches.

Oh, that's fun. I was going to do one where it's like, I'm having an Oscar party and you

guys be like, Oh, what are you doing? And it's like, well, I'm inviting all my favorites, Oscar

from the office, Oscar the grouch, Travis Hardy fucking sort of trample. Oscar De La Hoyas got

the odd couple. Is that an Oscar? We got it. We got to we can do better than this. We can do

better than this. I'm looking forward to seeing a big win for Sarasari. Run on from Lady Bird.

So the joke there is that you said the name is really very, very bad. We're starting the episode

ever. No, no, no, no, no, we're not. We're not. We're in justice. This is not. We're pulling

a bag. We're pulling a bag. We're pulling a bag. Okay. Okay. Now Justin, mine was nothing. I

know we can punch it. We can punch it up because you could be like, pronounce other names wrong. Like

and then the one who gave out the award was mapped to Demon. It's like, do me mat,

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