The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

MagiNera. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, and 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.

Exciting week for Marshall Basketball. We got us, we the herd. Me and the guys got into the

finals, the NCAA basketball finals for the third time ever, and one our first ever NCAA finals

game. Hey, go herd. We are a herd. You know what, I've been thinking about it. We are Marshall.

Last night, the herd was thoroughly drugged by WVU, just the surprise of, oh, probably a few

die hearts, but like not me personally, because I kind of suspected that, that, you know,

that full court press. You know, but we thundered, we thundered right to second place in that match,

and that's how I like to think. In each basketball match, there's a first place in a second place,

and you can't feel too bad about second place. But I don't bring you guys here to talk about.

What are we talking about? I don't want to talk about being in the paint and

Dunkeroo's and all the great basketball. I want to address something that I don't know how,

it's kind of weird that we haven't addressed on this program before, and I wanted to bring it

before you now. Are you two, my brothers, aware that the name of the coach of the thundering herd

is Dan Dan Tony? Wait, question. Are you aware of the fact that the coach of the thundering herd,

the basketball team in our hometown, and we have never brought this up, the man's name is Dan

Dan Tony. Okay, is it Dan? Yes, separate word Dan, separate word Tony, like Tony Tony Tony Tony.

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