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🗓️ 5 February 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the modern era. |
0:48.0 | I'm your oldest brother, Justin, Pigskin, McElroy. I'm Travis Touchdown, McElroy, and I'm Griffin |
1:01.2 | McElroy. I'm a hologram this time. Couldn't get the real me. Couldn't get the meat me. This time, |
1:06.8 | it's the hologram one for this time, that episode. We all loved the big game last night, and a lot of |
1:14.8 | fun was had by all and or none was. It's possible no fun was had or maybe it all ended in a tie and |
1:22.1 | everybody just went home. Yeah, and they fell in love all the New England fans fell in love with |
1:28.1 | all the Philadelphia's fans. Anything's possible in football and that's what's so exciting dynamic |
1:32.3 | about this sport. It's why Vince is getting in on the action. We wanted to say in our second |
1:37.5 | consecutive football intro to both the teams, you'll get them next year. Yeah. Or you got them this |
1:44.8 | year or you got you did get them this year. Maybe they both got them. Maybe they both went, maybe they |
1:48.8 | do the thing and then the Eagles win and they're like, you know what guys we had so much fun. |
1:53.4 | And we still have lots of fun Doritos commercials that we didn't even have time to do because they |
1:59.2 | won the game in three periods. So let's just you guys want to play again? What did they do if they |
2:06.0 | finished the game early? Has that ever happened all the time all the time? And they're just like, |
2:10.8 | what do we do with this leftover? Because we already got the top score. Yeah. And we can't play |
2:15.7 | anymore. As we all know, if your team gets to 69 points, you instantly win whether or not you're |
2:21.4 | ahead. Because somebody if you go over game of the lose. Well, no, but you just don't win. So like, |
2:27.6 | you may want to you overshoot it, right? Oh shoot. Why'd we go for two? We had 68 points. And now we're |
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