MBMBaM 391: Jeff Wolfworthy

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We're back with some church-friendly jokes about the X-treme Football League, Secret Vampire Neighbors and, just to round out the experience, a deep dive into the sonic poetry of LMFAO. Suggested talking points: The Milton Big Lads, Groundhog's Second, Apple Nutrition Facts, Ford Deathwagon, You Might Be a Vampire, Sorry for Party Graduating

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, baby. Welcome. My brother, my brother, me and an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
0:49.6	I'm your middleest brother, Trevor Reffens McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30
0:54.3	media luminary Griffin McElroy. Are you ready for more football? I'm ready for twice the amount of
1:01.0	football I currently consume, which would still... On the term end night of the week party. Woo, it's
1:07.1	some night and the balls are hot. Don't touch the balls because you'll burn your hands. We have a bunch
1:14.1	some announcers to be determined they're gonna get it kickstarted. Or maybe like handoff started.
1:21.0	We don't know we haven't finished out the rules yet. There may not even be a ball this time. It's
1:27.4	football of the mind except them. You probably guess we're starting an XFL team. And then you've
1:33.7	seen everybody's been asking us to do this. Even before Vince came out and made his definitely
1:38.0	real announcement about the thing that's definitely definitely gonna happen, which is the XFL.
1:42.3	Very exciting new football proposition where a catch is a catch and you can't ever protest for any
1:48.3	reason ever. And it's very... I mean, I mean, to me both those is... Yeah. Vince, I definitely get it.
1:56.5	I don't get it. As somebody who got in early with the XFL with our new... The next XFL,
2:03.0	the XXFL. We have gotten like... First off, the first thing we had to figure out was of course
2:10.0	the team. What are they? Yeah. I'm pushing for the Milton somethings. Oh, I thought you literally
2:17.0	meant like what species are we going to put on the field? You okay, you mean the team. Because XFL,
2:23.1	it's yeah, Traverings up a good point. Could be anything out there. Bunch of frogs. They're all
2:29.8	pumas. Yeah. Bunch of pumas. The name of the team is the Jaguars. And people are not going to...
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