MBMBaM 393: Bungrob Squareman

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Time's running out to sign up for the Olympics! Don't sweat it if you miss the deadline, though. Our dude Todd can get you to the top of the hill. Just keep that between you, us and Todd, okay? Suggested talking points: Olympic Walk-Ups, Fun Registry, Smashing the Pac-Man, I'll Dance At Your Wedding, Baby's First Words, Gargoyles

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, I'm Benning Walsh, weathering my brother and me, and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.1	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
0:51.9	I'm that sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary griffin McElroy.
0:55.4	Biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy.
1:00.9	It just sounds like you're scatting. Do you know who did that?
1:03.3	Scatman. John Williams, that's right.
1:05.9	John the Scatman Williams. John, John Williams, feet the Scatman.
1:10.0	Happy birthday, John Williams, turned 86. Still cranking out the...
1:15.0	What is this intro?
1:17.6	It is an intro about the Olympics. Folks, the time to sign up for the Olympics is drawing close.
1:27.3	You don't have much time left if you want to sign up to do an event.
1:31.2	Some of the events are already ended, so those would be a little tougher to get to the...
1:35.0	Yeah, they can retroactively get you in. Talk to Troy.
1:41.6	Yeah, talk to Troy at the gate. He's got the red backpack and talk to him and say,
1:47.7	I want to do the big jump. And Troy will say, well, they already did the big jump.
1:51.9	And then you say, please? And he says, all right, get up there.
1:55.2	Then you do it. The best city would have ever done it.
1:57.4	They go and they take the gold medal away from Germany.
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