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🗓️ 21 November 2017
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts. |
0:02.8 | And their advice should never be followed. |
0:06.4 | Travis insists he's a sexpert. |
0:10.0 | But if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:14.4 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there know how cool they are for listening. |
0:22.4 | What's up, you cool baby? |
0:26.8 | The McElroy brothers are not experts. |
0:56.8 | The McElroy brothers are not experts. |
1:03.8 | The McElroy brothers are not experts. |
1:07.8 | People ask me just how many Apple's audiences are. |
1:12.8 | And I tell them, many Apple's audiences are the Horniest Audiences in the world. |
1:21.8 | You're all so horny. |
1:23.8 | It's a little overwhelming. |
1:25.8 | Hello. |
1:26.8 | My name is Justin McElroy and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advisor for the Modenera. |
1:31.8 | I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. |
1:37.8 | The first Justin was more of an MC. |
1:40.8 | Oh, yes, sir. |
1:41.8 | And then I was walking myself into the character of Justin McElroy. |
1:43.8 | You know, that's true, because we are all just a character we play. |
1:46.8 | That's so deep, Travis. |
1:47.8 | And the character I will be embodying this evening is your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. |
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