The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome my brother, my brother me, and an advice show for the Modra and

Aira. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, and 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.

Well, they did it again to us. Another year where they couldn't decide which one of us

should be the sexiest man alive, and they went with a fourth party.

Every year. Every year we see emails, and it's like, oh, I don't know. I think they're

and you know what? I think when they send those emails to us, pitting us against each other,

and it's sexiest contest, I think they're looking for payola journalists.

Well, I actually tell you guys, I actually got the call. They said they were going to name

me sexiest man alive, but I would have to do an interview and a photo shoot.

Oh, come on. Yeah, that's a lot. Very topical. Listen, we don't, I shouldn't, no, no, no,

we can't go one more second without giving congratulations to the sexiest man alive,

Blake Shelton. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.

I do think where he sold it, where did we go wrong, where did Blake go right? I think where he

sent everyone Polaroids of his biceps, and I do mean everyone. If you on earth did check your

mail recently in the last few weeks, you almost certainly got a Polaroid in the mail

of Blake Shelton's bicep. Each one was individually captured and rendered. Along with a personal

note, that was telling me, just give me some support for the things that are happening in my life

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