The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and his brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middleest brother, Travis McElroy.

Hey, I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30, media illuminator, Griffin McElroy.

So how was your weekend?

Yeah, it's pretty good. I watched some news stuff. There's a new, like,

cool. Let me tell you about my weekend.

Okay, I did want to hear about Travis' cooking show. He's watching.

It's really good. Nadia from Great British Big Alphas on it. I love the big family cooking show.

Yeah, it's the big family cooking show. Justin, I know you had a big weekend, but let's talk about

the big family cooking show. There's just two big families. And I mean, gigantic,

nine-foot tall sort of goliaths. And then what's next? And what's next?

Smash all the eggs in the second challenge. Sure, you get to see their giant homes.

And they eat a whole turkey bones and all, and they climb up their beanstalks.

They're big castles in this guy. It's so good. Let's just talk about that for the intro.

That's the intro, I think, because nothing else. Just, I know you had kind of a buck-wild time,

but again, these giant families are cooking and fighting. There's a big fight.

I, he is. I want to talk about my thing. Your thing didn't make headlines. My thing made headlines.

Actually, the big families did go around. They crushed many areas in Wales.

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